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"Hold still, baby, hold still. This won't take more than two seconds." (Version for people on iOS with an iPhone 3G: "Holy still, baby, hold still. This won'

• RodgerTheGreat 16y ago
  "You're in a desert, walking along the sand, when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise crawling toward you. You reach over and flip the tortoise on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?"