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It's easy. - Lie - Cheat - Take credit for other people's work. - Deflect blame to other people. - Make friends with other jerks in the company and collabo
by jondubois 8y ago
It's easy.
- Lie
- Cheat
- Take credit for other people's work.
- Deflect blame to other people.
- Make friends with other jerks in the company and collaborate with them to distort facts in your favor at the expense of value creators within the company.
- Once you climb high enough in the hierarchy, start using your 'friends' as scapegoats for everything that goes wrong; you gotta keep feeding the beast... Even when the meat gets scarce.
- While you're doing all this backstabbing, be sure to keep a smile on your face.
- matz1 8y agoTo able to utilize these skill without getting into trouble yourself is hard. I myself have no issue of using these skill, but its not easy. There are lack of courses or books to teach you this.
- jondubois 8y agoJust talk loud, talk a lot, smile a lot, keep complimenting your superiors and berate your subordinates often; that makes you look tough and your superiors will love it.
- ravenstine 8y agoPeople are going to downvote you because it makes them feel bad, but I've seen people advance like that IRL.