* Respond 'no' to all upcoming calendar events * Post your last password reset link from your email to Twitter * Text your reddit username to whatever contact

* Respond 'no' to all upcoming calendar events * Post your last password reset link from your email to Twitter * Text your reddit username to whatever contact you text the most (likely your significant other) * Silently remove the most popular, by email count, person from your VIP email list (likely your boss) * Add entries to the auto correct list: :) -> ;) hey -> heyyyy * Change any daily alarm from AM to PM, but leave the alarm enabled