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This is a great/dumb idea. Let's brainstorm some more life ruining actions: * Create an alarm to go off for every 5 mins for the rest of the day * Share what

This is a great/dumb idea. Let's brainstorm some more life ruining actions: * Create an alarm to go off for every 5 mins for the rest of the day * Share what you last copied to clipboard on Social Media * Text a sexual suggestive gif to a random contact

_dan 8y ago
Send "heyyyy" to 20 random contacts.
- shrtctroulette 8y ago
  Individually or group chat?
  - deleted 8y ago
    [deleted]
  - robben1234 8y ago
    Create a group chat with all contacts containing 'ex' in the name/comment. Send 'sup losers' to the chat, leave the chat.
    - ghostly_s 8y ago
      If only "leave the chat" were a real iPhone feature...
      - Jtsummers 8y ago
        It is with iMessages. Not sure if you can leave one you've started, but I've left some that others have started (my email address was similar to their friend's).
nemacol 8y ago
Copy the browser history from a random day into an email and send to X random contact. Factory reset your phone (idk if it can do this, but I want this one) Update all the contact names in your phone with names of adult film stars.
pavel_lishin 8y ago
If this is still an issue, send a unicode string that will reboot an iPhone to a contact. Send a random Bible passage to a contact, or tweet it, or Instagram it. Ditto, but random Quran passage. Post an Inspirobot image to Instagram/twitter. (http://inspirobot.me/ http://inspirobot.me/) Dial a random (but valid) US phone number.
- anticensor 8y ago
  >Send a random Bible passage to a contact, or tweet it, or Instagram it. >Ditto, but random Quran passage. Trivia: Half of Quran verses consists of corrupted Biblical passages (due to the fact Syriac Aramaic text interpreted as Arabic), along with other half of weird poetic legal texts.
ohadron 8y ago
Set an alarm to a random time in one of the upcoming nights. Sound is one of the top 10 tracks in a random country.
LandR 8y ago
* Send a message saying "I have {insert random STI}, best get yourself checked out..." to a random contact in your phone. * Send "So, I've been thinking... How about we try friends with benefits?" To a random contact. * If you have anyone in your phone as Boss, Manager etc, send them an email with a template of a fairly harsh notice of resignation. * If it's a woman, send to Mum / Mom / Dad "Hey, I'm going to be a mother! No idea who the father is but it's exciting!". * If it's a man, send to Mum / Mom / Dad "Hey, so I drunkenly hooked up with some stranger from a bar and I've knocked her up... What to do?" * Select 2 random contacts A & B. Send to A something about how B won't shut up about wanting to sleep with A.
- jerrre 8y ago
  * Select 2 random contacts A & B. Swap their details (phone no, email etc)
shrtctroulette 8y ago
All of these suggestions are noted and appreciated
jakamau 8y ago
* Change all contact names to "Mom" or the most frequently contacted individual.
macintux 8y ago
Frequent, random Internet searches regarding bioweapons, chemical weapons, fabricating nuclear weapons, and how to get in contact with various terrorist organizations.
erichurkman 8y ago
* Respond 'no' to all upcoming calendar events * Post your last password reset link from your email to Twitter * Text your reddit username to whatever contact you text the most (likely your significant other) * Silently remove the most popular, by email count, person from your VIP email list (likely your boss) * Add entries to the auto correct list: :) -> ;) hey -> heyyyy * Change any daily alarm from AM to PM, but leave the alarm enabled
- baud147258 8y ago
  > * Silently remove the most popular, by email count, person from your VIP email list (likely your boss) Or block that person and add an auto-reply with something insulting.
Bedon292 8y ago
* Subscribe to a random podcast * Delete a random app * Attempt to Rick Roll a contact * Send the last thing you asked Siri to twitter * Random photo to facebook * Name all contacts in the phone the same
drivingmenuts 8y ago
* Tweet a death threat to a random stranger * Encrypt a random photo and email to the NSA * Repeatedly admit to random horrible crime types on Twitter. Am I doing it right? You did say life-ruining.
avip 8y ago
Borjes' Lottery in Babylon explores that concept further https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lottery_in_Babylon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lottery_in_Babylon

_dan 8y ago

Send "heyyyy" to 20 random contacts.

shrtctroulette 8y ago
Individually or group chat?
- deleted 8y ago
  [deleted]
- robben1234 8y ago
  Create a group chat with all contacts containing 'ex' in the name/comment. Send 'sup losers' to the chat, leave the chat.
  - ghostly_s 8y ago
    If only "leave the chat" were a real iPhone feature...
    - Jtsummers 8y ago
      It is with iMessages. Not sure if you can leave one you've started, but I've left some that others have started (my email address was similar to their friend's).

nemacol 8y ago

Copy the browser history from a random day into an email and send to X random contact. Factory reset your phone (idk if it can do this, but I want this one) Update all the contact names in your phone with names of adult film stars.

pavel_lishin 8y ago

If this is still an issue, send a unicode string that will reboot an iPhone to a contact. Send a random Bible passage to a contact, or tweet it, or Instagram it. Ditto, but random Quran passage. Post an Inspirobot image to Instagram/twitter. (http://inspirobot.me/ http://inspirobot.me/) Dial a random (but valid) US phone number.

anticensor 8y ago
>Send a random Bible passage to a contact, or tweet it, or Instagram it. >Ditto, but random Quran passage. Trivia: Half of Quran verses consists of corrupted Biblical passages (due to the fact Syriac Aramaic text interpreted as Arabic), along with other half of weird poetic legal texts.

ohadron 8y ago

Set an alarm to a random time in one of the upcoming nights. Sound is one of the top 10 tracks in a random country.

LandR 8y ago

* Send a message saying "I have {insert random STI}, best get yourself checked out..." to a random contact in your phone. * Send "So, I've been thinking... How about we try friends with benefits?" To a random contact. * If you have anyone in your phone as Boss, Manager etc, send them an email with a template of a fairly harsh notice of resignation. * If it's a woman, send to Mum / Mom / Dad "Hey, I'm going to be a mother! No idea who the father is but it's exciting!". * If it's a man, send to Mum / Mom / Dad "Hey, so I drunkenly hooked up with some stranger from a bar and I've knocked her up... What to do?" * Select 2 random contacts A & B. Send to A something about how B won't shut up about wanting to sleep with A.

jerrre 8y ago
* Select 2 random contacts A & B. Swap their details (phone no, email etc)

shrtctroulette 8y ago

All of these suggestions are noted and appreciated

jakamau 8y ago

* Change all contact names to "Mom" or the most frequently contacted individual.

macintux 8y ago

Frequent, random Internet searches regarding bioweapons, chemical weapons, fabricating nuclear weapons, and how to get in contact with various terrorist organizations.

erichurkman 8y ago

* Respond 'no' to all upcoming calendar events * Post your last password reset link from your email to Twitter * Text your reddit username to whatever contact you text the most (likely your significant other) * Silently remove the most popular, by email count, person from your VIP email list (likely your boss) * Add entries to the auto correct list: :) -> ;) hey -> heyyyy * Change any daily alarm from AM to PM, but leave the alarm enabled

baud147258 8y ago
> * Silently remove the most popular, by email count, person from your VIP email list (likely your boss) Or block that person and add an auto-reply with something insulting.

Bedon292 8y ago

* Subscribe to a random podcast * Delete a random app * Attempt to Rick Roll a contact * Send the last thing you asked Siri to twitter * Random photo to facebook * Name all contacts in the phone the same

drivingmenuts 8y ago

* Tweet a death threat to a random stranger * Encrypt a random photo and email to the NSA * Repeatedly admit to random horrible crime types on Twitter. Am I doing it right? You did say life-ruining.

avip 8y ago

Borjes' Lottery in Babylon explores that concept further https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lottery_in_Babylon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lottery_in_Babylon