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I'll tell you what happened--they started reporting "nobody at home" so they didn't have to ring the doorbell. Haven't you ever been sitting at home waiting all

by spolsky 16y ago

I'll tell you what happened--they started reporting "nobody at home" so they didn't have to ring the doorbell. Haven't you ever been sitting at home waiting all day for a package to arrive, only to find on the website that the driver reported "nobody home"?

gamble 16y ago
This is exactly what happens. I often work from home, and I see them do this all the time. You would think that with the explosion of personal shipping in the last fifteen years caused by the Internet, that these companies would have figured out residential deliveries by now but, if anything, it's become worse.
- Sizlak 16y ago
  I've had this happen. I always try to get residential deliveries from UPS because they seem to understand this better. Maybe Fedex needs to add an incentive for successful deliveries instead of just completing the shift. Or maybe they don't care because they really focus on business deliveries and residential is just a distraction.
jrockway 16y ago
Haven't you ever been sitting at home waiting all day for a package to arrive, only to find on the website that the driver reported "nobody home"? Nope. Not once, ever. But then again, I don't use FedEx Home Delivery, as they are not actually FedEx. (FedEx contracts that out to random local trucking companies. The express deliveries are the ones they handle themselves, and fortunately everything I get via Amazon Prime is either UPS or FedEx Express.)
- markkanof 16y ago
  So Fedex also supplies the local contractors with branded trucks and uniforms for the Fedex Home delivery? I have seen such people pull the not ringing the door bell stunt and had to go run out after them. If those aren't Fedex employees it seems like a sure fire way of ruining their reputation.
  - jrockway 16y ago
    So Fedex also supplies the local contractors with branded trucks and uniforms for the Fedex Home delivery They do indeed: http://www.braunconsulting.com/bcg/newsletters/winter2004/winter20041.html http://www.braunconsulting.com/bcg/newsletters/winter2004/wi... (When I was a contractor for Bank of America, I got the same Bank of America business cards that everyone else did. Contracting does necessarily mean "setup this one webserver" or "deliver these 83 random boxes today"; it can also be a full-time thing.) I assume they don't mind the reputation damage because the price is what matters in the "home delivery" business. They care that their $100 overnight letters get delivered on time; your 60 pound box of laundry detergent doesn't mean much to them.
  - ryanelkins 16y ago
    Actually being that they are contractors, they supply that stuff themselves. My uncle had a few of those trucks that he owned and was paying drivers to operate for a while.
    - wanderr 16y ago
      Yup, my dad did this for a while. Had to buy the truck. In a rural area this was a real losing proposition, the area he had to cover was so huge he was putting in 12hrs a day to get everything delivered. With all the wear and tear on the truck, causing it to need regular repairs it eventually became apparent that he was losing money delivering their packages.
- dholowiski 16y ago
  In my (small) town fedex, ups and purolator are all the same one guy. And he's not very dependable. I have the "not home' problem all the time.
phaedrus 16y ago
I've had more problem with that from UPS. Both my wife and I were home all day, hell I even at one point went to the porch and waited outside for the package to arrive. UPS truck never came by and driver claimed "nobody home". Had to go to UPS center and pick up the package at the guard shack and there were about 12 other people. The guard said, "Wow that's funny you're all here to pick up packages from the same truck/driver."
- llimllib 16y ago
  Surely they track each driver's "nobody home" stats and fire the drivers with noticeably higher rates.
kmfrk 16y ago
A million times. I try to find some consolation in believing that me reporting them will have some effect.
electromagnetic 16y ago
I used to get this all the time, I once received an 'undelivered' slip for a package allegedly attempted to be delivered at 11am, but the slip was pushed through my mail slot at nearly 2pm. I was out the door and saw the truck driving off, was back in and called the number on the slip and told them, not so politely to put the manager on the phone right now. Explained what just happened, from that day on my package was always delivered.
radu_floricica 16y ago
My buddy owns a small courier company (which I helped found a few years back). I'm about to write a piece of android software for his couriers to solve exactly this problem: when they get a "nobody at home" situation, they'll have to post a note on the door, then take a picture of the note and scan the package, while the software records the GPS (or network) coordinates. A HTC Wildfire is around $50 with subscription, and once all couriers have them we intend to extend the system as much as we can. Lots of cute stuff should be possible with a combination of camera/barcode reader/gps/internet device.

by spolsky 16y ago

gamble 16y ago

This is exactly what happens. I often work from home, and I see them do this all the time. You would think that with the explosion of personal shipping in the last fifteen years caused by the Internet, that these companies would have figured out residential deliveries by now but, if anything, it's become worse.

Sizlak 16y ago
I've had this happen. I always try to get residential deliveries from UPS because they seem to understand this better. Maybe Fedex needs to add an incentive for successful deliveries instead of just completing the shift. Or maybe they don't care because they really focus on business deliveries and residential is just a distraction.

jrockway 16y ago

Haven't you ever been sitting at home waiting all day for a package to arrive, only to find on the website that the driver reported "nobody home"? Nope. Not once, ever. But then again, I don't use FedEx Home Delivery, as they are not actually FedEx. (FedEx contracts that out to random local trucking companies. The express deliveries are the ones they handle themselves, and fortunately everything I get via Amazon Prime is either UPS or FedEx Express.)

markkanof 16y ago
So Fedex also supplies the local contractors with branded trucks and uniforms for the Fedex Home delivery? I have seen such people pull the not ringing the door bell stunt and had to go run out after them. If those aren't Fedex employees it seems like a sure fire way of ruining their reputation.
- jrockway 16y ago
  So Fedex also supplies the local contractors with branded trucks and uniforms for the Fedex Home delivery They do indeed: http://www.braunconsulting.com/bcg/newsletters/winter2004/winter20041.html http://www.braunconsulting.com/bcg/newsletters/winter2004/wi... (When I was a contractor for Bank of America, I got the same Bank of America business cards that everyone else did. Contracting does necessarily mean "setup this one webserver" or "deliver these 83 random boxes today"; it can also be a full-time thing.) I assume they don't mind the reputation damage because the price is what matters in the "home delivery" business. They care that their $100 overnight letters get delivered on time; your 60 pound box of laundry detergent doesn't mean much to them.
- ryanelkins 16y ago
  Actually being that they are contractors, they supply that stuff themselves. My uncle had a few of those trucks that he owned and was paying drivers to operate for a while.
  - wanderr 16y ago
    Yup, my dad did this for a while. Had to buy the truck. In a rural area this was a real losing proposition, the area he had to cover was so huge he was putting in 12hrs a day to get everything delivered. With all the wear and tear on the truck, causing it to need regular repairs it eventually became apparent that he was losing money delivering their packages.
dholowiski 16y ago
In my (small) town fedex, ups and purolator are all the same one guy. And he's not very dependable. I have the "not home' problem all the time.

phaedrus 16y ago

I've had more problem with that from UPS. Both my wife and I were home all day, hell I even at one point went to the porch and waited outside for the package to arrive. UPS truck never came by and driver claimed "nobody home". Had to go to UPS center and pick up the package at the guard shack and there were about 12 other people. The guard said, "Wow that's funny you're all here to pick up packages from the same truck/driver."

llimllib 16y ago
Surely they track each driver's "nobody home" stats and fire the drivers with noticeably higher rates.

kmfrk 16y ago

A million times. I try to find some consolation in believing that me reporting them will have some effect.

electromagnetic 16y ago

I used to get this all the time, I once received an 'undelivered' slip for a package allegedly attempted to be delivered at 11am, but the slip was pushed through my mail slot at nearly 2pm. I was out the door and saw the truck driving off, was back in and called the number on the slip and told them, not so politely to put the manager on the phone right now. Explained what just happened, from that day on my package was always delivered.

radu_floricica 16y ago

My buddy owns a small courier company (which I helped found a few years back). I'm about to write a piece of android software for his couriers to solve exactly this problem: when they get a "nobody at home" situation, they'll have to post a note on the door, then take a picture of the note and scan the package, while the software records the GPS (or network) coordinates. A HTC Wildfire is around $50 with subscription, and once all couriers have them we intend to extend the system as much as we can. Lots of cute stuff should be possible with a combination of camera/barcode reader/gps/internet device.