On the plus side, you can finally (kind of) make a stand against all of this security theater by opting for the pat-down: I'm not the one who has to touch some

On the plus side, you can finally (kind of) make a stand against all of this security theater by opting for the pat-down: I'm not the one who has to touch some else's testicles. You want screen me? Then you have to do the dirty work.