Um... where do I sign up? Because that sounds like the perfect job for me. (Edit: I'm not actually looking to change jobs right now, so don't take the first se

Um... where do I sign up? Because that sounds like the perfect job for me. (Edit: I'm not actually looking to change jobs right now, so don't take the first sentence literally and start sending me positions. But I'm contemplating a move out of state next year, and if that happens I'd be seriously tempted to look at remote work.)