Pigs get slaughtered and greed is their downfall. Hey, we raised $400K, tax free (donations,) how about we split it in half and shut the f-up? Unless an inside

Pigs get slaughtered and greed is their downfall. Hey, we raised $400K, tax free (donations,) how about we split it in half and shut the f-up? Unless an insider mouths off, who would even find out? But then you have an outsider (homeless guy,) the couple could get divorced and spill the beans etc.