This reminds me of the Miracle Jones short story "Kickstart My Bad Life" http://www.miraclejones.com/stories/kickstart-my-bad-life.html http://www.miraclejones.

This reminds me of the Miracle Jones short story "Kickstart My Bad Life" http://www.miraclejones.com/stories/kickstart-my-bad-life.html http://www.miraclejones.com/stories/kickstart-my-bad-life.ht...