"Now all I’ve got to do is decide what to store on the roughly 900 bytes of memory implanted in my hand. Maybe I’ll put a GIF..." I think that's all I needed t

"Now all I’ve got to do is decide what to store on the roughly 900 bytes of memory implanted in my hand. Maybe I’ll put a GIF..." I think that's all I needed to hear. He implanted a device in his body with no plans on what he wants to do with it. Don't get me wrong, I've purchased tools I didn't immediately have a need for on an impulse, but this is blurring the lines between quirky and insanity in my mind.