TL;DR: We heard a sensational rumor, went on a speculative ramble with it, and left the overwhelming contrary evidence for last: >That said, we checked Twitter

TL;DR: We heard a sensational rumor, went on a speculative ramble with it, and left the overwhelming contrary evidence for last: >That said, we checked Twitter activity from several Facebook executives, ... all of whom are still shown to be using iPhones ...