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For all we know, they subscribe to the Rules of Acquisition rather than the Prime Directive.
by soylentcola 8y ago
For all we know, they subscribe to the Rules of Acquisition rather than the Prime Directive.
- krapp 8y ago1) "crash" a flying saucer in Roswell, New Mexico 2) secretly cultivate a pop cultural mythology around aliens and alien contact. Buzz around their aircraft and flash lights at them now and then just to keep them interested, but not too interested because you know how humans can get when they're too interested. 3) infiltrate human society with shapeshifting reptoids and own the rights to numerous sci-fi properties like Star Wars, Star Trek and Men in Black, to condition humans to be comfortable with the premise of alien contact and to build brand identity and loyalty. 4) build some Star Wars and Star Trek themed casinos out in deep space. 5) show up one day and offer to loan them a warp drive, but the warp drive just happens to always fail near a casino planet. ?) PROFIT.