> people just tell me my résumé is awful, as if that would help. Improving your resume would definitely help, I see from your comment history that several peop

> people just tell me my résumé is awful, as if that would help. Improving your resume would definitely help, I see from your comment history that several people gave you the same kind of advice over and over (e.g. remove the pictures, remove or shorten the preamble). Of course it may be that everyone else is wrong and you are right, but maybe you could give it a go?