You got downvoted (probably for snarky-ness) but I agree with your sentiment. These heroku outages are slowly turning into a running gag. I'm not even hosting

You got downvoted (probably for snarky-ness) but I agree with your sentiment. These heroku outages are slowly turning into a running gag. I'm not even hosting anything on heroku, yet this is the 3rd time I hear about a multi-hour outage this year. God knows how many outages I didn't hear about. So, "rock-solid" does indeed sound a bit out of place here.