If a church were to put something in my eyes, they'd put a sculpture, a nice building, a gargoyle on a wall, whatever. (That's what they actually do). If your

If a church were to put something in my eyes, they'd put a sculpture, a nice building, a gargoyle on a wall, whatever. (That's what they actually do). If your examples did it - it'd be flashy, colourful, gauche, impolite, nonsense. Scammer grade low class bullshit. No-one likes having evangelists knock at their door, because they're annoying and interruptive.