Reminds me of that thing that comedian said. I forget who. He was saying something like: A shark attack is when a shark with a baseball bat walks in to your li

Reminds me of that thing that comedian said. I forget who. He was saying something like: A shark attack is when a shark with a baseball bat walks in to your living room while your watching a movie and says “shark attack!”. When you get bitten by one while your swimming or surfing, that’s a well deserved ass whipping.