For anyone else wondering, the title and the article are not actually satire (as I initially thought it would be). The author also makes a point with which I d

For anyone else wondering, the title and the article are not actually satire (as I initially thought it would be). The author also makes a point with which I disagree - that this is the first time the internet is becoming privacy-friendly. No, the internet, with its pseudonyms, was basically making everyone "anonymous" until a decade or so ago, when both corporations and intelligence agencies started aggressively tracking and collecting as many pieces of data about internet users as they could.