I've just gotten enough weird looks and expressions of terror that I feel like I have to indicate that I'm originally a broke-ass hillbilly from northern Appala

I've just gotten enough weird looks and expressions of terror that I feel like I have to indicate that I'm originally a broke-ass hillbilly from northern Appalachia before dropping anecdotes. I somehow managed to get into an Ivy League college, and met a lot of people that were fabulously wealthy and looked at me cross-eyed and recoiled in fear if I pulled a jacknife out of my pocket to open my mail. I had the campus police called when I walked from the campus police office gunlocker with my deer rifle in a case to the outdoor activities office that was doing a deer hunting trip.