Looking for clues that this is parody, here's a candidate ("Big Water"): She’s been carted off in an ambulance after fainting at the gym, after suffering a pan

Looking for clues that this is parody, here's a candidate ("Big Water"): She’s been carted off in an ambulance after fainting at the gym, after suffering a panic attack and after experiencing extreme exhaustion from a minor cold — but she says she still won’t fall for Big Water’s scare tactics. “Even if there are absolutely no other options [besides water], I usually just opt to not drink anything,” she tells me. Replace "drink water" with "minimize greenhouse gas emissions," "exercise," "eat less junk," etc. Basically, the world is full of people determined to sabotage their own lives.