Heinz is absolute garbage, and consistently the worst major brand on the market. I want flavor. It is ketchup, it needs to taste like such! The only two major

Heinz is absolute garbage, and consistently the worst major brand on the market. I want flavor. It is ketchup, it needs to taste like such! The only two major brands that pass muster are Annie's and Primal Kitchen. Everything else is a thickened red sugar with a tiny smidgen of vinegar added in. Generally, if Heinz makes a product, assume its botched garbage and isn't anything like what it claims on the bottle. Ketchup, mustard, steak sauce, relish? All fucking garbage. You're only here on Earth for so long, quit eating depressing fake food.