Use feature detection instead. You don't need to know what it is called. All you need to know is that it is big, brown, has four legs, big teeth, is gnarling,

Use feature detection instead. You don't need to know what it is called. All you need to know is that it is big, brown, has four legs, big teeth, is gnarling, and is staring at you like you look at a freshly-made butter croissant.