This article is both funny and tragical. Is there something you don't like in an Apple product? Be sure to write 5000 words praising all the good things Apple

This article is both funny and tragical. Is there something you don't like in an Apple product? Be sure to write 5000 words praising all the good things Apple did since the beginning of time and explain all the possible reasons why they possibly have taken this decision that could look like a mistake, and only then you can emit your critique. That's what smart informed people do to show they are smart and informed. So if you have a more consequent critique, use irony to respect the form people are used to. I wish tech were less religious and more capitalistic. Apple has the product you wish for the price you want to pay at the time you need it? If yes, fine, go for it. If not, find out if there is something else that matches your need.