This reminds me of posts in alt.sex.stories having disclaimers like "Note: All characters in this story live on a planet where one year = 100 Earth years". An

This reminds me of posts in alt.sex.stories having disclaimers like "Note: All characters in this story live on a planet where one year = 100 Earth years". An even cheekier way to drive the point home would be for a sex-stories website to have a slider in the footer to update all age values across the site.