Twitter is like a free lifetime supply of the alcohol of your choosing. Yeah, some people can handle it just fine and not turn into full-blown alcoholics, but f

Twitter is like a free lifetime supply of the alcohol of your choosing. Yeah, some people can handle it just fine and not turn into full-blown alcoholics, but for many people there's just no way to not give in and have their lives ruined. People are really the problem more than Twitter, but man Twitter sure does enable mental dysfunction awfully efficiently.