"I don't think that many people were crying out for a fancier way to store giant messy blobs in MySQL." If you've ever had to deal with out fo date, page build

"I don't think that many people were crying out for a fancier way to store giant messy blobs in MySQL." If you've ever had to deal with out fo date, page builder generated shortcode messes, that is actually a problem that people would like to solve :D Like, a standardized way of creating a mess is much better than 10 unstandardized ways to make a mess, right? But that's most of modern JS and PHP work anyhow :D