The opposite of an ipod... Hmm, a silent, ornate and depending on triangle, diamond and oval shapes. Must look organic and -not- be advertised as a toy for cool

The opposite of an ipod... Hmm, a silent, ornate and depending on triangle, diamond and oval shapes. Must look organic and -not- be advertised as a toy for cool liberal twenty-somethings. Must be sold as a tool, but be corrupted by clever users for entertainment. And you can't make custom covers for it. Okay then, I guess that's the specs?