This makes me sick. Now I need to take my temperature. I can't wait for the toilette paper that transmits my poop analysis in real time directly to the good an

This makes me sick. Now I need to take my temperature. I can't wait for the toilette paper that transmits my poop analysis in real time directly to the good and helpful corporation. For my own good. Who wouldn't want such close attention to their well being. And it would only cost 10x more and will be mandated for insurance eligibility.