How silly of you to assume one can deliver 2kb of text without running thousands of lines of blackbox-javascript on your device and contacting dozens of servers

How silly of you to assume one can deliver 2kb of text without running thousands of lines of blackbox-javascript on your device and contacting dozens of servers. Besides, do you have anything to hide? Not running JS would suggest so, and possible help identify you online as the one guy that doen't run JS from your IP range. Welcome to the future.