Ehh, I hate this metaphor. Squirrel is delicious, and many areas around the world are in the midst of invasive species overpopulation. Emphatically, make squirr

Ehh, I hate this metaphor. Squirrel is delicious, and many areas around the world are in the midst of invasive species overpopulation. Emphatically, make squirrel burgers! (Might avoid city animals, and add some extra fat however, squirrel is very lean.) /yeehaw Why not rat? Seems more analogous in quite a few ways...