One of my favorite Futurama jokes (spoken by the haunted robotic future-teller arcade machine): Look, do you want false hope or not? Hope is all some people c

One of my favorite Futurama jokes (spoken by the haunted robotic future-teller arcade machine): Look, do you want false hope or not? Hope is all some people can afford. On the other hand, money is not the solution to all life's problems. What I would literally wish for my worst enemy: you win that Mega Millions drawing tonight. Recommended listening from This American Life: https://www.thisamericanlife.org/329/nice-work-if-you-can-get-it/act-two-0 https://www.thisamericanlife.org/329/nice-work-if-you-can-ge... He's talked with thousands of lottery winners, and the vast majority, he says, wish they'd never won.