I threw this together a while back. I've been meaning to clean up the code a bit before sharing but that keeps not happening so I figure I'll try the other way

I threw this together a while back. I've been meaning to clean up the code a bit before sharing but that keeps not happening so I figure I'll try the other way 'round. Big thanks to Matt Halverson for getting queryparser freed at Uber and to Heli Wang for more recent maintainership, as well as for their contributions to that project in the first place!