I couldn't swing a dead cat without incurring an assault on any which number of the unsettling, no unserious business looking peace officers that we're swarming

I couldn't swing a dead cat without incurring an assault on any which number of the unsettling, no unserious business looking peace officers that we're swarming city hall plaza yesterday An assault? Swing a dead cat? What are you talking about? I can't even comprehend what you're trying to say.