What I used to drink: single-malt scotch, good (NOT Grey Goose) vodka on the rocks What I sometimes drink: local microbrews, imported pale ales, Trappist beers

What I used to drink: single-malt scotch, good (NOT Grey Goose) vodka on the rocks What I sometimes drink: local microbrews, imported pale ales, Trappist beers What I usually drink now: PBR tallboys, Modelo Especial I feel like the Benjamin Button of alcohol.