Because you care enough to make it about you and signal to the rest of us how little you ostensibly care. You found a way to feed your ego from a silly post abo

Because you care enough to make it about you and signal to the rest of us how little you ostensibly care. You found a way to feed your ego from a silly post about bagel emoji. I know that's a hard take, but that's exactly what just happened, disgusted under a thin veil of protest. We do it all the time. ;)