I've been criticised because I was only at a job for 12 months. I've also been criticised for staying 3 years. Apparently I'm a terrible employee who left too

I've been criticised because I was only at a job for 12 months. I've also been criticised for staying 3 years. Apparently I'm a terrible employee who left too early and stayed too long. I'm so glad I'm no longer an employee - hiring is horribly broken.