I really hate flying in airplanes in America. I avoid them whenever possible. You cannot go through a line without being molested by the TSA. I really hate bein

I really hate flying in airplanes in America. I avoid them whenever possible. You cannot go through a line without being molested by the TSA. I really hate being touched, and really really hate it when people touch me below the belt and then try to touch me above the belt (serious OCD). When I do get the additional pat down (which is almost every time because those scanners are useless and have a false positive rate so high that they should just be replaced with a random number generator) I give the TSA person specific instructions to replace their gloves for each part of the pat down. They do ... now ... but haven't in the past (public outrage has made them a lot nicer ... but their jobs should still go away and we should just go back to metal detectors like in the 90s). Also America is the only country I've flow through which still makes you take off your shoes. Fuck that nonsense.