He missed a step: After wiping your laptop and hiding the data on the internet, remember to generate some fake browsing history. Even if they don't chuck you

He missed a step: After wiping your laptop and hiding the data on the internet, remember to generate some fake browsing history. Even if they don't chuck you in jail as a suspected terrorist, having a totally virgin laptop will get you nailed for import duty at the very least. Touch is your friend so you can add entries backdated a couple of months.