One of these days, a bright-eyed and bushy-tailed Noogler MBA will shoot down the Takeaway service, because it will be clearly intolerable to have a moat-bridge

One of these days, a bright-eyed and bushy-tailed Noogler MBA will shoot down the Takeaway service, because it will be clearly intolerable to have a moat-bridge that 0.01% of the users know it's there and serves to keep them calm. (Then the volcano erupts and kills the dinos.)