Except that your leaden, verbose headline would have been terrible from an editor's perspective. Their headline is far more succinct and uses language that spe

Except that your leaden, verbose headline would have been terrible from an editor's perspective. Their headline is far more succinct and uses language that speaks to the Ars Technica audience, which tends to both specs-obsessed and a little puerile. Besides, the use of scare quotes ought to suggest to any reader that the headline is tongue-in-cheek.