Every man is an island in the world of microservices. Look, my microservice is clean and nice and has a 100% test coverage, I couldn't care less if you can't c

Every man is an island in the world of microservices. Look, my microservice is clean and nice and has a 100% test coverage, I couldn't care less if you can't communicate with it from yours. Solve it somehow. Now get off my lawn and let me rewrite the whole thing in scala.