Twitter is the collective thoughts of humanity when we're on our boring train commute, at home in our underwear at 2:00 am alone in our apartments, trying to wa

Twitter is the collective thoughts of humanity when we're on our boring train commute, at home in our underwear at 2:00 am alone in our apartments, trying to waste time at work, in line at the supermarket, and in myriad other situations that put us at our most misanthropic, isolated, bitter, and sad. Twitter generally is a toxic cesspit, and the only reason to go on there is because whatever is going on in your life is worse than that.