I just hope my current rMBP 2015 doesn't die on me... I don't want the OLED bar, crappy keyboard or donglelife. I don't want to run Windows either... Linux is

I just hope my current rMBP 2015 doesn't die on me... I don't want the OLED bar, crappy keyboard or donglelife. I don't want to run Windows either... Linux is also questionable. Maybe I'll just get a hackintosh or something.