Is it just me, or do all of these state operated bulk data spying programs come off as incredibly rapey? NSA: hey, can I read your email? Me: nah, I really do

Is it just me, or do all of these state operated bulk data spying programs come off as incredibly rapey? NSA: hey, can I read your email? Me: nah, I really don't know you that well...I like my privacy, and frankly don't really trust you with my data... You tend to accidentally leak it to hackers, because you're irresponsible. NSA: I'm gonna read your email. Read every single message. Every byte. Every bit. Me: okay that's creepy as fuck, please go away. NSA: ahhh yeha I'm taking your email to party town! I'm looking at all your contacts now Me:Jesus just get the fuck away... Aren't you funded by my tax dollars? Why am I paying you sick fucks??? NSA: cause we are the NSA, and you don't have a goddam choice. We are gonna take whatever we want from you, and you are gonna smile and bend over, cause there are no other options! Me: yeah okay well maybe this is why the 2nd amendment is a THING