Do you have an app in the Marketplace? I'm a developer for a very large Android app that touches more system components than most and we have no place in code

Do you have an app in the Marketplace? I'm a developer for a very large Android app that touches more system components than most and we have no place in code where we check for OS version and exactly 3 places where we check for a very specific (bad) phone. "pop your app up on the App Store" -- after going through Apple's gate. In the Marketplace, we deploy on our schedule, not Apple's.