[ ] Yes, I am a psychopathic axe murderer looking for my next victim. [ ] Yes, I am avoiding taxes that would make the Panama Papers blush. [ ] Yes, I

[ ] Yes, I am a psychopathic axe murderer looking for my next victim. [ ] Yes, I am avoiding taxes that would make the Panama Papers blush. [ ] Yes, I am a going to Bermuda to marry my underage girlfriend. [ ] Yes, I am a terrorist, the bombs are at home. I dunno which to pick, maybe all but the girlfriend one. Which did you choose, deary?