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It’s a cycle. Facebook has been doing nasty shit and apologizing for it since 2003. I’m starting to think they aren’t actually sorry. https://www.wired.com/sto
by wmeredith 8y ago
It’s a cycle. Facebook has been doing nasty shit and apologizing for it since 2003. I’m starting to think they aren’t actually sorry.
https://www.wired.com/story/why-zuckerberg-15-year-apology-tour-hasnt-fixed-facebook/ https://www.wired.com/story/why-zuckerberg-15-year-apology-t...
- MaxBarraclough 8y agoRight, because Move fast and break stuff is their mantra. I'm surprised that articles doesn't even mention it. Perhaps Move fast and hurt people would be more honest. I think it's rather catchy.
- beaconstudios 8y agoI think that's already taken by Uber's self-driving car division.
- zethraeus 8y agoNot remotely funny.
- marnett 8y agoUnderstanding HN is not a place for jokes and quips, I understand your sentiment. But it is pretty humorous.
- dhimes 8y agoI took it as a pun on remote-control.
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- pathseeker 8y agoIs it autonomously funny?
- nerdnumerouno 8y agoHow about locally?
- XJOKOLAT 8y agoFucking hilarious.
- hnbroseph 8y agomorbid humor isn't generally expected to have you tittering and knee-slapping.
- splicer 8y agoMove fast and break stuff, like a bull in a china shop.
- mitchellgoffpc 8y agoI like it! "Facebook: We're a bull in a china shop."
- OkGoDoIt 8y agoExcept they’re not allowed in Chinese shops
- simonh 8y agoMove fast and break moral and ethical standards.
- ConceptJunkie 8y agoNo, that's Google.
- simonh 8y agoS/No/Also
- samstave 8y agoActually their motto is "Make money, because fuck you, that's why"
- sgroppino 8y ago, beach
- njarboe 8y agoIt is probably still the mantra for people who work there, as corporate culture is slow to change, but Zuck changed it in 2014 to "Move Fast With Stable Infra"[1]. [1]https://mashable.com/2014/04/30/facebooks-new-mantra-move-fast-with-stability/#UA30Ep0HDPqO https://mashable.com/2014/04/30/facebooks-new-mantra-move-fa...
- vermilingua 8y ago"Move fast and break things" is probably still the mantra, as corporate culture is slow to change. Oh the irony.
- bitL 8y agoBe Bold is no longer the mantra? Aren't they pretty bold all the time? ;-)
- Brockenstein 8y agoPretty much no one is actually sorry. They're just sorry the underestimated the negative response.
- da02 8y agoThere is also this from his college days. Nothing much has changed: Zuck: Yeah so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard Zuck: Just ask Zuck: I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS [Redacted Friend's Name]: What? How'd you manage that one? Zuck: People just submitted it. Zuck: I don't know why. Zuck: They "trust me" Zuck: Dumb f*cks https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mark_Zuckerberg https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mark_Zuckerberg
- hnbroseph 8y agothis is truly a revelation.