LOL - oh man... I can relate! At a previous gig we had a similar situation. It was so bad my coworkers and I would joke that we needed one of those "break in c

LOL - oh man... I can relate! At a previous gig we had a similar situation. It was so bad my coworkers and I would joke that we needed one of those "break in case of emergency" boxes with the glass front and a hammer hanging adjacent. Inside the box: a can of lighter fluid and a match. The purpose: when the crazy got to be too much you just light own hair on fire and then go run around in traffic. What you just described would definitely be a break the glass kinda situation :-)