Reminds me of the BA Flight 9 announcement: > Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped. We a

Reminds me of the BA Flight 9 announcement: > Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them going again. I trust you are not in too much distress.