Thanks, I guess? That's still a "lobster" straw man, by your own characterization. Neither is it definitively poisoning the well (unless you're a pedophile);

Thanks, I guess? That's still a "lobster" straw man, by your own characterization. Neither is it definitively poisoning the well (unless you're a pedophile); or trolling, since it was you who brought up poisoning the well, making child pornography about your character. This is an awful lot of patronizing and reading into a counter-example to avoid addressing it.