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With the same appreciation, I maintain this website: https://www.jollycode.org/ https://www.jollycode.org/

• dotancohen 8y ago
  Thank you for wasting half an hour of my life after leading me to this: https://github.com/fetlang/fetlang/blob/master/docs/tutorial.md https://github.com/fetlang/fetlang/blob/master/docs/tutorial... This is nerd sniping at the finest. After reading that document I am embarrassed to admit that I now understand how this code is a UNIX `cat` implementation: lick Trisha's toes ten times make Clara moan Until Amy is dominant towards Alicia Have Mistress torture Brian's ear If Brian is Trisha's bedtoy call safeword Have Brian hogtie Clara Make slave scream Clara's name Hints: 'slave' is stdout, and everything after a single quote is ignored. 'lick' is addition, 'moan' and 'scream' are print and println respectively. 'until' is while, and 'call safeword' is break. 'Mistress' is stdin, go read the tutorial for the rest.
  • nojvek 8y ago
    Oh man. This is too funny. Some may find it offensive but this legit reads like proper English and is yet executable. Hats off to the creator.
    • dotancohen 8y ago
      Even this is toned down as I could not bring myself to post the original on HN. For instance, in the real tutorial it is not Brian's ear that is tortured...